Would you want your next child to be disabled? No?
Well, they do in England. Because their government pays big subsidies to parents of kids that are physically impaired or have low intelligence. Of course, they don’t call it a subsidy, it’s referred to as Social Security. All paid for by the taxpayer.
These benefits amount to big money, especially when you include the Mobility Scheme: a free car with all expenses paid except petrol. Combine that with the free-of-charge National Health Service, and what do you get? You get women queuing up for artificial insemination. But they aren’t looking to have a child fathered by a genius or an Olympic champion. Oh no, they’re mostly looking for donors of low intelligence.
Dr Mohammed Patel of St James’ Teaching Hospital in Leeds, Yorkshire told us: “Most patients opt for low intelligence rather than massive physical disability for one simple reason. Low maintenance. Let’s face it, a kid with the same intelligence as a vegetable can be left to its own devices with little attention required, whereas physical disability usually means lots of heavy lifting and tiresome conversations.”
Mr Andy Burnham, the government minister in charge of the Health Service said: “It’s easy to be cynical. But we are striving for a fair society and do not accept stereotyping. We must support disadvantaged people, and we will not be deflected from this even if our policies mean that more parents have disabled children.”
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This is the trouble with the UK, always determined to lavish money on unproductive people while driving proper people abroad with their high taxes.
England, thats in Alabama right?
Do you know if this is available in California also? Me and my husband are struggling with the credit crunch, having a disabled kid would really help us out if we could get some cash for it. How much do you get per month?
The free car sounds totally awesome
Do you think maybe a 2009 Mercedes S-Class (leather interior, chrome rims) would be out of the question?
Thats really messed up that they would pay people to have disabled kids they are some fuckin bitches i swear i hate british people.! they are disgusting to me they can eat my pussy and go to hell…! I HATE YOU PEOPLE YAWL ARE A DISCRASE TO MY NATION.! YA DIIIIIGGGGG.!
i am student and the majior thing is that i am disabled my foot is like footbal i do not describe my disability in words if you want i send picture of my foot. i am froom pakistan i am belonging to a poor family we are 4 brothers and 4 sisters we do not take education rightly please help me in my problem or send money for me.